Apparently, unbeknownst to me, today is National Dog Take A Crap In My Bathroom Day. When first I learned of this auspicious occasion this morning, I mistakenly assumed it was just because its not my dog (we are dog sitting) and we missed a cue from her. However, a few hours later one of my dogs brazenly followed suit and I was indoctrinated into this day. As a result I quickly created National All Dogs Have To Stay Outside Day. I have the power.

But I wondered, did the dogs know they were going to the bathroom in the bathroom?