I am on the internet looking at our MyFamily page calendar. I turn to Mr. Vixen and the following conversation ensues:

Me: Oh look, someone in our family is celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in August.

*Blank stare as he thinks about this, hard*, I wait patiently.

Him: Yes, oh yes. That would be, ummmm.

Him: Well let’s see. Ummmm. Would it be….no. Oh, wait…no it couldn’t be your brother, he’s too young.

*I turn towards him, peering over the top of my glasses.* (It was so not the death glare).

Him: (in a very, very small voice) Hey, oh yea, that would be us.

Well, it will be if he lives that long.